The only thing toilets should automatically do for me is nothing. I don't like the idea of something that stores my waste having some will power of its own.
brian - it doesn't flush automatically, what it does is wrap the toilet paper in sanitary plastic for you. actually i think high tech toilets are cool. the only thing i don't like about toilets is that they are always white - how boring. for more info on how i feel about toilets, check out my myspace blog on the removal of my puke green toilet. i find it hilarious that it took a picture of a toilet to get this many comments, especially one this long from me.
Once whilst visiting Tokyo I found myself in a hot lather with a most beguiling and very intelligent sanitary toilet. This machine sensed the ambient temperature of my nether quarters and adjusted the seat temperature to match. And it didn't stop there. The auto-wipe feature is too complicated to describe in a few words, but let's just say it provided a sensation that will be long remembered. The toilet pictured here is primitive in comparison.
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the future is going down the toilet, with the auto seat wrap.
no,
the future is the toilet
No.
To reach the future,
you must first be willing
to reach in the toilet.
The only thing toilets should automatically do for me is nothing. I don't like the idea of something that stores my waste having some will power of its own.
I like toilets that automatically flush. Toilets don't STORE waste. And "will power" is not synonymous with intelligence.
brian - it doesn't flush automatically, what it does is wrap the toilet paper in sanitary plastic for you.
actually i think high tech toilets are cool. the only thing i don't like about toilets is that they are always white - how boring. for more info on how i feel about toilets, check out my myspace blog on the removal of my puke green toilet.
i find it hilarious that it took a picture of a toilet to get this many comments, especially one this long from me.
Once whilst visiting Tokyo I found myself in a hot lather with a most beguiling and very intelligent sanitary toilet. This machine sensed the ambient temperature of my nether quarters and adjusted the seat temperature to match. And it didn't stop there. The auto-wipe feature is too complicated to describe in a few words, but let's just say it provided a sensation that will be long remembered. The toilet pictured here is primitive in comparison.
oh man. that toilet sounds like a dream. fuck camera equipment, i now know what my next major purchase is going to be.
Mr Long you've outdone yourself again.
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